A little boy walks into his parents room and sees his mom bouncing up and down on top of his dad.
Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worrying about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asks his Mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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