Hair pulling
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother beca...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Clean Mirrors
According to a news report, a certain private ...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her ...
Walking
One day, little Sam is out walking with his da...
Yo mamma so old
yo mamma so old that when she tried to breast ...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To g...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?
Because it held ...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?
TO Show his...
Little Johnny Answers the Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The far...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job fo...
Ants
QUESTION :WHERE DO ANTS GO WHEN THEY ARE
...
Special napkins
This is more embarrassing for my mother than f...
The whole truth
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classma...
Peeing In The Pool
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard a...
Bud
This guy walks in a bar and he was wasted. He ...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over?
A p...
Pet request
�Daddy,� says little Sarah, �Can you buy me a ...
This would DEFINETLY be a bad day!
how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad d...
Titswiggle
There was once a woman who owned a dog that sh...
Speed Camera
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for sp...
Dumb Indian Mother
There was a indian boy and his mother. Mom can...
Clock watching
Little David was staring at the clock on the m...
Summer vacation
It was the first day of school.
Each member ...
Scratch
DAD - Son, come in here, we need to talk.
SO...
Little Johnny Wants
Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and ...