One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and
crashing. The father comforts the son and the mother yells, "ou need more
tail!"
The father then tells the son, "Son, I will never understand your mom.
Last night when we were having 'fun' I asked her for more tail and she told me
to go fly a kite."
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