Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

The BMW and the gate!


A kid once asked his Mommy ..what is that? poi...

No Worms Please!


A friend went to the kitchen window to check o...

I TOLD YOU SO


CINDY:I BET I CAN MAKE YOU SAY BLACK!
RYAN:HO...

NE NOR


HOW DO YOU FIT 5 DONKEYS IN A FIRE ENGIN?


2 ...

Can I Have A Drink?


A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five...

Rubbing for a wish


A few months after his parents were divorced, ...

Tips on Love


Tips on Love (From Those Who Should Know)


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Anything you say...


When Johnny got arrested, they told him, "Anyt...

Little helper


An old country doctor went way out to the boon...

Elephant?


Q.What has big ears, a long tail, and a trunk?...

Short Joke


A three-year-old little boy was examing his te...

Winnie the pooh


q:why was tigger looking in the toliet???
a:b...

Redheaded Blonde


What is a blonde?
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One Brilliant Kid!


A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-...

Johnny


Little Johnny goes running into the kitchen an...

Country Name


The kindergarten teacher was showing her class...

Little Simon


Little Simon came running into the house and a...

Lunch


Q.what do you call a witch at the beach?
A.a ...

Slowest Seller


On his way in to our local grocery, my husband...

Can�t eat


One breakfast time, little Rebecca says to her...

The Belt


Why was the belt arrested?


Because it held u...

ME!!!


Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of...

Horsie ride


Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom ...

Jokes


Wh�t ��� The Banana Siting In The Sun
Say To ...

Fishmeal


Little Sidney was watching his mummy prepare t...