A kid once asked his Mommy ..what is that? pointing to her private part , she relpied thats the gate!
The other day he asked another silly question to his Father, Whats that Daddy? poiting to his private part , he said...thats the BMW ..my dear son!
Later that night, the kid couldnt sleep and kindly ask to join them in bed...
Both parents said sure, jump in but dont look under the blanket!
The kid decided to see whats under the Blanket...and he yelled out
"MOMMY, MOMMY ..open the Gate,the BMW coming!"
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