A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighbourhood. She was horrified to see that they were feeding him an earthworm.
She quickly opened the window and screamed at them, "Don't feed him worms! They'll make him sick!"
They looked up at her puzzled and asked, "Was he sick yesterday?"
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