Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Little Johnny's Lessson


One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, wa...

Doctor's visit


"Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13 year-o...

Milk Truck


Q: What gives milk and has one horn?


A: A mi...

State


(Q) what has 4 eyes but can not see?


(A) Mi...

Jellybean


Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?


B...

The skeliten


Q.Why did the skeliten cross the rode?


A.To ...

Crew Cut


What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cu...

How do wemen laugh


how do wemen laugh


they fall down the shimn...

How many little brothers


How many little brothers does it take to chang...

Honey's


One day a little boy goes to his Mother and as...

A Childs View Of A Retirement


After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...

Cry Baby


Knock Knock...
Who's There?
Boo...
Boo Who?...

Police Station


Little Johnny's kindergarden class was on a fi...

Silly Sesame Street Joke


Bert and Ernie were deciding what they should ...

Ya moma


ya momma is so fat when she went to the beach ...

Letter T


Teacher asks her class, �Does anybody know wha...

*milk Shake*


why did the jelly wobble??


because it saw th...

Sleeping Bull


Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?


A: A Bu...

First grade proverbs


A first grade teacher collected old, well know...

Divorded Barbie


A man was driving home from work one evening w...

Laugh alote


what do you get if you cross a snowman with a ...

Backward Santa


As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, San...

Critical Mistake


A man's four year old son came home from Sunda...

Moron Kid


After my 11 year old son did something really ...

Looking back on photos


The children had all been photographed, and th...