Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Cup of Coffee


There was this 8 year old kid who lived with h...

The policeman


Q. What did the policeman say to his tummy?
A...

Late again


Mummy was telling little Sadie a story about a...

Things learned from children...


Some things I've learned from my children:


S...

The Pillar and the Pole


The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's ...

Do Not Interrupt


Teacher: Julie, please give me a sentence star...

The eyes


One Sunday, little Benny�s grandpa asks him a ...

On the beach


It was August and little Hannah was on holiday...

Having A Baby Is Like...


What a mother once told her teenage daughter a...

Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a c...

Communicate


A little girl and a little boy were at day car...

Excited Preacher


The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel ...

Little Johnny at School.


The teacher says, "children, today i will ask ...

History Lessons -- 2


"Bach was the most famous composer in the worl...

Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore


-How do you get down from an elephant?
You do...

Little Johnny "Definetly"""


One day at school a teacher asked her 1rst gra...

The Author


A little girl was diligently pounding away on ...

Zoo Visit


A father and his small son were standing in fr...

Pierced ears for pirates


How much do pirates pay to get their ears pier...

Time


What happens when you kill time? You commit mu...

Yo momma


yo momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and al...

A gariffi,bartender,and a guy


a guy and a gariffi walk into a bar and the gu...

Johnny's thinking


One day in class the teacher brought a bag ful...

Show and Tell...

The teacher asked the students to bring one ele...

What is a Teenager?


By Bill Adler


A Teenager is...


A person wh...