A cowboy gets captured by a group of Indians. They take him back to their camp where the chief shows mercy on the cowboy and says he can live amongst the tribe if he's able to complete three tasks.
Ahead were three tepees. The chief says to the cowboy, "in the first tepee is a beer keg. You have to drink it all. In the second tepee is a lion with a toothache. You got to remove the tooth. And in the third tepee is my beautiful daughter. You must make her pregnant."
The cowboy says "no worries" and proceeds into the first tepee. "Glug glug glug" he finishes the beer. He goes in the second tepee, he wrestles the lion. He leaves the second tepee and says "alright now where's the chick with the toothache?"
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