Lion Jokes

Lion Jokes

So a guy walls into a bar

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. The guy ...

Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins!

The lion say "your such a cheeta!!"
The cheetah...

Bubba n' Buford V

Since Bubba had just lost another trailer hou...

So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar...

and drink until the giraffe passes out. The man...

A man looking for work

A man was looking for work. In fact, he was des...

Why did the lion get lost?

Because jungle is massive

A Chinese joke translated to English

A lion is getting married in jungle. There is a...

so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race

The cheetah wins and the lion says "you're a Ch...

A lion walks into a bar... (x-post from r/punny)

The lion sees a good-looking lady dog across th...

Man walks into a bar with a giraffe

The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bar...

Buddy of mine just told this to me

A lion and a cheetah set off on a foot race too...

Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks?

Yes, for sizzles.

Edit: Snoop Lion

So a man owns a pet giraffe...

...and one day decides that he is peckish. So h...

This is a test for Intelligent People.

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have d...

1.

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. N...

This is a test for Intelligent People.

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have d...

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a gir...

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe.

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe. He or...

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe.

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe. He or...

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.

Drunk Giraffe A man walks into a bar with a gir...

Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-...