Since Bubba had just lost another trailer house (east Texas for recently divorced), Buford decided to cheer him up by takin' him on a huntin' trip in the Davis Mountians out in west Texas. Well, they'd spent mosta the day lookin' for Jackalopes, had run outta ammunition shootin' at empty beer cans, n' was headed back to the pickup when the run across the biggest, meanist lookin' west Texas mountian lion they ever saw. On foot n' outta ammo you can understand the seruious nature of their perdiciment. Anywho, Buford tossed down his hat, kicks off his boots n' throws down his belt buckle.
Seein' all this Bubba asks, "What ya doin'?"
"I'm gettin' ready to run." Buford says.
With a smirk Bubba says, "You ain't gonna out run no west Texas Mountian Lion."
"I know that", Buford says, "but best I can tell all I gotta do is out run YOU!"
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