Once upon a time a zebra was contemplating his life and everything that had meaning, when all of a sudden he had a thought "Am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes"
He pondering on this for a while when he decided to go ask the lion.
After a short time of travelling he came across the wise and mighty lion.
"Lion" the zebra asked, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripe"
The lion looked and the zebra, yawned and replied "that is a good question zebra, unfortunately it is beyond my knowledge, it would be best of the asked the almighty creator yourself"
The zebra thanks the lion and heads of to see the almighty creator.
After a few days of travel the zebra very tired and sore reaches the almighty creator. "ALMIGHTY CREATOR" The zebra yelled. The almighty creator looks down at the zebra and gestures him to speak.
"Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes"
The almighty creator thinks for a few seconds "YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE" his loud voices shouts out.
Slightly confused with the almighty creators answer, the zebra journeys back to the lion.
"Lion, I have journeyed to the almighty creator and asked him if I was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes, he told me that I am what I am" he paused "Lion I'm am very confused as to what he means. The lion says "you are a white zebra with black stripes"
"How do you know that" said the zebra.
"because " said the lion "if you were a black zebra with white stripes he would of said, you is what you is"
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