Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Sailboat


A young lawyer decided that his life needed a ...

Italian Lawyer


What do you get when cross a Godfather with a ...

Daddy's job


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

After an electrician finished


After an electrician finished repairing some f...

Honest Lawyer


An investment counselor went out on her own. S...

What educational programs


What educational programs should the United St...

In divorce court!


A man appears before a judge one day, asking f...

Lawyer road kill


A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swer...

Langauge


Someone mistakenly leaves the cages open in th...

Why i was doing an utopsy?


Attorney: Do you recall approximately the time...

Lawyers & Sperm


What do lawyers and sperm have in common?


On...

All Male Jury


A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentleme...

That's not fair


A man died and was taken to his place of etern...

You witnessed the ro


A witness is testifying before the court, and ...

Lawyers Running Late


Two attorneys have planned to meet for lunch, ...

One way ticket to Mars


NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent...

The Defendant


A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums ...

Experience


A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestri...

Do You Serve....


A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator ...

He couldn't pronunciate his words


Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defend...

Difference


What is the difference between Mechanical Engi...

Lawyer Language


When the man in the street says: "If it ain't ...

Whats the Pubs Name


A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The ...

Lawyer One Liners #1


** How can a pregnant woman tell that she's ca...

Attached to the ears.


Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No....