Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Lead Astray

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A b...

Right On the Money

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Ro...

Howlin’ For You

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl...

Go Nuts

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No t...

Owls Say

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Owls say
Owls say wh...

Art

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2, ...

Kanga

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Act...

Déja

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Déja
Déja who?
Knock...

No One

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
No one
No one who?
*...

Interrupting Cow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Int...

Extraterrestrial

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial
...

Opportunity

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity
That's i...

Says

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says
Says who?
Says ...

Honeybee

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee
Honeybee wh...

Stopwatch

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch ...

Europe

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
N...

Candice

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?...

Spell

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O

Voodoo

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
V...

Honeydew

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew wh...

Two Knee

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee
Two knee wh...

Water

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Wat...

Cash

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No th...

Turnip

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
T...

Closure

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?...