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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A b...
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A b...
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Ro...
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl...
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No t...
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art
Art who?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
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Who's there?
Déja
Déja who?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
No one
No one who?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity
That's i...
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Who's there?
Says
Says who?
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Who's there?
Honeybee
Honeybee wh...
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Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
N...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
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Who's there?
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Honeydew wh...
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Who's there?
Two knee
Two knee wh...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Wat...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No th...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?...