Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Beets

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Beets
Beets who?
Bee...

Godiva

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Godiva
Godiva who?
G...

Loaf

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Loaf
Loaf who?
I don...

Pecan

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pec...

Control Freak

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Con—
...

Impatient Cow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impat...

Wanda

Knock! Knock!Who's there?WandaWanda who?Wanda h...

Hanna who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
.....

Mary and Abbey who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary...

Irish who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Ir...

Santa who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Sa...

Snow who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow...

I Really Do

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Oli...

Thankful Friends

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank...

Emma Loves Candy

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma ho...

Valentine’s Day is Here

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atlas
Atlas who?
Atlas...

Pooch Who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch...

Olive Lovers

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive...

Knock Knock - Duane who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duane!
Duane who?
...

Knock Knock - Dummy who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dummy!
Dummy who?
...

Knock Knock - Dunce who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dunce!
Dunce who...

Knock Knock - Dwayne who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne w...

Knock Knock - Gracie who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gracie!
Gracie w...

Knock Knock - Grady who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grady!
Grady who...

Knock Knock - Grammer who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grammar!
Grammar...