Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Hand me the broom


One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoor...

Choose a Political Party


During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an a...

Explaining his claim


A farmer who's been involved in a terrible roa...

Childish Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

Yo mamma


yo mamma so dumb she thought that a horse was ...

The Hunter


A barman looks out the window of his bar and s...

Frist-Graders


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

Hiring an accountant


Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went...

They're boasting about race records


Some race horses staying in a stable. One of t...

Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected old, well know...

Feeling the Goods


Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his ...

The Blonde Farmer


A blonde bought two horses, and could never re...

Identical Horses


There was a man who had two horses but he coul...

During a neighborhood party...


During a neighborhood party, Joe got into an a...

Dizzy Definitions


Acquaintance: A person you know well enough to...

Flogging Dead Horses


A guy goes to the Farmer to buy a horse. He gi...

Teaching makes for a hurried course


What's the difference between a well-brushed e...

In an office: WOULD THE


In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE ST...

The first Irish National Steeplechase was...


The first Irish National Steeplechase was fina...

Dead Horse Tales


Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discov...

Big Bad John


One spring day a stranger walked into a small ...

A blonde decides to try horse-back riding,...


A blonde decides to try horse-back riding, eve...

Texan Buys Spread


A loud American, looking for properties to buy...

Horse Thieves


Two neighbors got into an argument about presi...

Penn Law


An actual Pennsylvania law;


"If you are dr...