A man hired a horse from a priest one day. The preist warned the man that the horse only obeys two commands: 'Praise the Lord' to go faster and 'Hallelujah' to stop. The man memorised this and took the horse out for a test run on top of a cliff. He first said, "Praise the Lord"" and the horse ran. The man suddenly saw the end of the cliff and realised that he had forgotten how to stop the horse. When the man was a centimeter close to edge
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