Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. Wife: No, I can't marry anyone after you. Johnson: But I want you to. Wife: But why? Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!
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