Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino...

Why was the horse all charged up?

Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some h...

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? ...

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both a...

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the ho...

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it ca...

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because...

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof...

Why did the horse miss the joust?

Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the kn...

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change...

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Bec...

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thou...

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paint...

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

Which route should you take through the woods w...

Where do you take a sick horse?

Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

When does a horse neigh?

When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride...

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A ...

What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?

What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A...

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of...

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

What is the difference between a horse and a du...

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

What is the best type of story to tell a runawa...

What is horse sense?

What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ab...

What is a thespian pony?

What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

What is a horse's favourite sport?

What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!