Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

What has four legs and see just as well from ei...

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dol...

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he sa...

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Tw...

What goes Clip?

What goes Clip? A one legged horse!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Som...

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

What does ever horse and rider do at the same t...

What do you give a sick horse?

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

What do you call the horse than lives next door...

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A h...

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blind...

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

What do you call a horse that's been all around...

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?...

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh whil...

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a p...

How do you lead a horse to water?

How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of ...

How do you hire a horse?

How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each...

How do you go about hiring a horse?

How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pai...

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

How did the instructor try to make horse riding...

Have you read the book, 100-mile Horse Trek Who wrote it?

Have you read the book, 100-mile Horse Trek Who...

Girl: We have a mayor.

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Gir...

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?

Did you hear about the race horse that was so l...

Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?

Did you hear about the overweight man who took ...

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?

Did you hear about the man with five keen sense...

Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?

Did you hear about the man who received a tip o...