The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. They're yours, but what are they for? the genie asked. I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse. But the squirrel? asked the genie. I need something to go 'click-click' to start the horse!!!
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