After the ceremony and reception, the happy bride and groom enter their horse drawn carriage and start off for their honeymoon. After going a little ways the horse stops, lays down in the middle of the road and refuses to move forward. The man gets down off the wagon and drags the horse back up by his bit and tells him "That's once!" They going a little farther and the horse does the same thing again, the man gets down from the wagon draws his gun and shoots the horse in the head. The bride, completely shocked by what her newly wed husband has done, shouts in anger "Why?, why in the world would you do that to your poor horse?" The man turns to his wife and softly says "That's once"
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