Stutterer walks down the street, until he encountered a dead horse.

He decided to call the police.

Police: "Police Department, how can I help you?"

Stutterer: "O-o-o-o-on thi-i-i-this stree-e-e-e-street is lyi-i-ing a de-de-dead ho-ho-ho-rse."

P: "What street it is?"

S: "W-w-w-w..."

P: "Washington Street?"

S: "No! W-w-w..."

P: "Wendy Street?"

S: "No!"

P: "Please, call in 10 minutes, when you will be able to say this."

Stutterer calls after 10 minutes.

P: "So can you tell us the street name already?"

S: "Yes! W-w-w-w..."

P: "Washington Street?"

S: "No! W-w-w..."

P: "Wendy Street?"

S: "No! W-w-w-w..."

P: "Please call later then."

Guy calls again after half an hour.

S: "This ho-ho-ho-horse is lying on W-w-w-..."

P: "Washington Street?"

S: "Yes! I moved the mo-mo-motherf*cker..."

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