Finds a hot japanese girl in a brothel & gets it on. While being mounted, the girl whispers in his ear: "Nogashimashita." The guy who didn't understand any bit of japanese assumed the girl was loving it so he pounded even harder. He left the brothel that night feeling great.
The next day, he was out on the golf course with his japanese colleague along with other golfers. After one of them took a swing, their companions yelled out: "Nogashimashita!
Reminded of what the prostitute said at the bothel last night , He curiously asked his japanese colleague what it meant: "Erm..I've heard that before. What does Nogashimashita mean?"
His japanese colleague replied: "It means it didn't go in & you missed."
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