Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today...

... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says.....

Some people think that preventing injuries on a golf course is difficult.

But it's quite simple really, when you put two ...

An elderly couple is enjoying a lovely breakfast.

The wife sets down her fork and asks her husban...

a Tiger walks into a bar...

er i think i heard it was a golf club...

My grandfather was an amazing golfer

He golfed into his 80's and towards the end, wh...

What's the difference between Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump?

Ivanka would like to play a round (of golf) and...

A man and his friend were playing golf one afternoon when a funeral drove by...

The man was about to swing but stopped and bowe...

A Golfer invites his friends over...

A golfer invited a minister, a doctor and an en...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer.

were waiting one morning for a particularly slo...

A priest decides to go golfing

One Monday afternoon, his day off.

Wanting so...

Usain Bolt decides to play some golf

He goes into the clubhouse to get membership an...

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...

He turns up and walks into the clubhouse to get...

Why can't the no-armed man drive?

He can't hold the golf club.

A woman was out at the golf course...

...with her friends for a day and came home. He...

Free heaven

An 85-year-old couple, after being married for ...

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked.......

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly ...

A dozen guys are changing in the golf club's locker room

Suddenly, a cell phone starts ringing. One of t...

A man returns home from the golf course...

His wife asks him why he no longer plays with J...

I hate Asian drivers

They just do not stand up to the quality of gol...

Business trip in Japan.

A California business man, while in Japan for s...

It was only three times... promise.

Sam was very ill and it looked like the end mig...