Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

Volleyball Season

At the end of the last volleyball season, the m...

Putt, Drag, Putt, Drag, Putt.....

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf lat...

You Lost It HOW?

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about ...

What Sport?

What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T?
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A guy was playing golf.

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost....

An elderly man is out playing golf with a friend...

An elderly man is out playing golf with a frien...

Finally, i can play Golf in peace.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at ...

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thi...

Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'

Why name a car after a slow and boring sport wh...

A man and a blonde woman in a swimsuit are stranded on a deserted island.

The woman asks the man, "When was the last time...

I like my women like I like my golf score

Mid-eighties and with slight handicap.

Two scotsmen are playing golf.

There are two Scotsmen out for a day of golf, A...

An American man travels to Japan on business...

...and on his first night he visits a bar in To...

Buddies

This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unann...

Billionaire throws a party for the whole town

Edit: This joke is best told out loud

A billio...

A TALKING FROG

An older gentleman was playing a round of golf....

A pair of lifelong friends play golf and go to Hooters

Two guys grow up together but after college one...

A husband and wife discusstion

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ...

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what ...

Husband and wife in the golf club....

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly t...

Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very ex...