2 Goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and asks "Do you know ho...
Goldfish Jokes
Two goldfish meet in a fishbowl
One says, "Hi, I'm John!"
The other says, "Joh...
My Dad always calls me goldfish...
I forget why
Two goldfish are in a tank...
One said, "you man the guns, and I'll drive".
I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"
The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said...
How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back?
because they are baked.
What did the goldfish say when he got fed?
*Tank poo!!*
Two goldfish in a tank.
One says to the other: "Ok you man the guns, I'...
There are two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other...
"You man the guns, I'll drive!"
My daughter wanted a golden retriever.
I got her a goldfish, to see how well she cared...
A young boy is digging a hole in his garden...
A neighbour walks past and says "what's the hol...
Two Goldfishes in a Tank.
Goldfish 1: "Man the Gun! I'm driving us to bat...
HER GOLDFISH DIED
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hol...
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
A man takes his son to see the fortune teller at the carnival
After looking at the crystal ball for a bit, th...
Two Goldfish are in a Tank
One turns to the other and says..
"Do you know...
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
Little Nancy's dead goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hol...
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have ...
Why was the man selling goldfish in the alley
Because it is the snack that is on crack, goldfish
How do you get a goldfish's attention?
A U! Fish!
How I display my dominance
I like to sit and eat goldfish in front of Mr. ...
My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression
i said "Yes, but very briefly..."
When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster...
Poor little guy drowned in seconds..