After looking at the crystal ball for a bit, the old gypsy woman is noticeably crestfallen.
"You poor bad-luck child. Tomorrow your pet will die, the week after that your best friend dies, and finally in a fort night your father will die."
The father and son are both shocked and the father leaves with his son in tow without saying a word. Sure enough the next day the boys pet goldfish is floating dead in its bowl, the following week the boys best friend dies in a car crash.
The whole week leading up to the fateful final day the father is praying, begging, and pleading for his life.
On the final day nothing happens, the overjoyed father runs to his wife.
"Honey it's gonna be okay. Look! I'm still alive, why are you still so sad?"
"I'm sorry honey I can't help it I just found out the milk man died today."
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