This is Meant to be Funny in a Stupid Way
Where does Superman's goldfish live ?
In...
Goldfish Jokes
This is Meant to be Funny in a Stupid Way Again
Where does Batman's goldfish live ?
In the...
Goldfish
3 blondes caught a goldfish, and the fish said ...
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of yo...
Peculiarities
What is more peculiar than watching a catfish?
...
Fish
Which fish is the most valuable in the sea?
A ...
Weird Facts
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th...
Mind Over Matter
A redhead, brunette and a blonde went to the do...
50 Ways to Get Off Work Early
Here are some excuses...
1. My kids are lock...
I'm going to buy my Dungeon Master a goldfish
So I can carp a DM
I was listening to my German Student perform Goldfish by Debussy...
Unfortunately, his playing was rather Vichy.
Two goldfish are in a tank...
...one says to the other, "You man the gun, I'l...
Two goldfish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says...
"You man the turret, I'll drive"
Epilepsy
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I thi...
I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet,
but only for like 20 seconds...
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet,
but only for like 20 seconds...
I don't know what's wrong with my goldfish...
...it was fine when I put it in its cage last n...
What is the most expensive type of fish?
A goldfish!
I am not sorry.
Live Shark
"Can I buy a live shark here?"
"Lady, what do...
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the G.
Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?
Because they're baked..
A drunk man walks into a shooting gallery at the funfair...
And he gives it a go. He shoots all targets in ...
The best part about owning a pet.
You can blame your dog for farting,
you can bl...
My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank...
One turns to the other and says: "You man the g...
Two goldfish are alone in a tank,
One says to the other one, "have any idea how t...