Two Goldfish (x-post /r/askreddit)
Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the o...
Goldfish Jokes
Never mess with a redneck
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that h...
I was in an interview today...
And the interviewer asked me "What kind of anim...
Two goldfish were in their tank...
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to ...
Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish...
Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner.
A guy takes a girl to the state fair for their first date.
The guy asks her what she wants to do, she says...
Best goldfish joke ever told
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to ...
I don't like Goldfish crackers
They're the snack that smiles back until you bi...
My wife wants to have a kid...
I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a ...
What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
There were 2 goldfish in a tank
One said to the other,
"you man the guns, I dri...
Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other?
So how do you drive this thing?
Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog?
Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain...
Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog?
Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain...
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wante...
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers...
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you go...
Good news!
Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my bi...
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole ...
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his go...
Why are rabbits never gold?
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell ...
Goldfish Birthday
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birt...
There Are Two Sure Things: Taxes, and Excuses
Here are the best tried-and-failed excuses Brit...