One says, "Hi, I'm John!"
The other says, "John, listen closely. We're trapped in this fishbowl. I'm gonna count to 10 and then, we're both going to swim hard into that side of the bowl. If we do it hard enough, we'll tip it over and we'll be free!"
The first goldfish says, "Hi, I'm John!"
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