Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"Great!" says Albert. "We'll talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"Wonderful!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We'll have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man replies, "51."

Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys!?"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

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