Grand Father Clock

A man sees a beautiful Grand Father Clock in a store and, just has to have it. Unfortunately, it takes all of his cash to pay for it and he cannot afford the forty dollar delivery charge. He elects to take it home himself, in the back of his Station Wagon.

As he is struggling to carry it out of the front of the store to his auto, a staggering drunk stumbles into him and knocks the clock to the sidewalk, smashing it!

The man is furrious! He shouts, "WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU ARE GOING?!"

The drunk looks back at him in disgust, and replies, "Why can't you carry a watch like everyone else?"

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