This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store....Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so hesent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelfwhile she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on acustomer.When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot.Joe Bob replied, That's silver and it costs $100! My goodness, that sure is a lotta money! Mary Louise exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her tobuy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find it. From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, Mary Louise, you wanna screw forthat hinge? To which Mary Louise replied, No, but I will for the teapot.
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