A commuter from New Jersey drives through the Lincoln Tunnel and into Times Square.
At a red light, he is approached by a prostitute, who says, "Listen, honey, it's been a slow night. I'll do anything you want for a hundred dollars, as long as you can tell me in three words."
"Okay," he replies. "Paint my house."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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