Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Young man?


A woman walked up to a little old man who was ...

Golfing dog


A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and...

Paper cups


Why are men like paper cups?


They're dispens...

Mechanics' humor


HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war...

Impossible Wish


A man walking along a beach stumbled across an...

Optometrist


Harry goes to see his optometrist.


The docto...

Talking Dirty


If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual ha...

Got the brains


The patient's family gathered to hear what the...

Snowmen @snowwomen


Whats the difference between a snowman and a s...

Q. How can you tell your wife is really...


Q. How can you tell your wife is really gros...

Tough Questions for Men


Here are answers to 5 of the toughest question...

Miss Right


I married Miss Right.


I just didn't know her...

Keep Your Seat, Please!


A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, j...

Yo mamma


yo mammas so fat she sat on Walmart and lowerd...

Caddy replies


#10
Golfer: ''I'd move heaven and earth to br...

Brace yourself


Two hunters went moose hunting every winter wi...

Smart Men and Talking Women


Why are men smart and women talk a lot?


Beca...

What Would U Takeoff


I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo...

New Element -- WO


Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: ...

Brains for Sale


A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He ask...

Clean dish!


Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their con...

Heads up


A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country ...

Selective Hearing


What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mo...

Study in TIME


I was reading through a TIME magazine recently...

Men & Light Bulbs


Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lig...