A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. The frog is thrilled, This is great! Will I meet her at a party? he croaks. No, says the psychic, in biology class.
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