I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)...
...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tr...
Fox Jokes
An Austrian joke: The hare, the fox and the bear receive their enlistment order
An Austrian joke I like very much:
The hare, t...
I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News.
At least living under a rock helps me better un...
FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh.
They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Gr...
Are they moving?
A man called his local animal control as he was...
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry them
Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock pow...
What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?
Shake N' Bake.
Fox is good on Final Destination...
but Fountain of Dreams is where he shines.
Meta Knight
Meta Knight finds Solid Snake filling Peach's C...
My friend asked me if I ever watch Pro Wresting. . .
Nope, If I wanted to see people fake fighting, ...
Super... Smash... Brothers!
To celebrate the return of the celebrated fight...
I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but
you need to do it around the right people, othe...
Fox news in four words:
"I'm not racist, but..."
What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?
Salt and Pepper shakers
A fox walks into a diner
and orders a six layered sandwich.
[On a date] Date: So what do you do?
Me: I'm a taxidermist
Date: Oh... wow.
Fox:...
How do you trace a scatter plot?
You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox.
What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?
What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?...
What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common?
Neither one of them could finish a race.
Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently...
He was really shaken up about it.
Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash.
It was the left wing.
Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?
-> He uses the finest ingredients.
A blonde was having a conversation with an elephant, a pufferfish, and a fox...
The blonde said to the elephant, "If the puffer...
The lord of a castle makes a deal with one of his nobles.
He tells him for three days whatever the lord h...