A man called his local animal control as he was walking through the woods-
Animal Control: Thanks for calling, how can we help you?
Man: I was walking through the woods and I found a suitcase in the bush, and inside was a Fox and 4 cubs.
Animal Control: Oh no, thats terrible. Are they moving?
Man: I don't know to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase.
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