Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Insurance Form Statements


Insurance Form Statements...


Coming home I d...

A Blonde Learning to Fly


A blonde went to a flight school insisting she...

U might be a redneck.


u might be a redneck if u have ever compared t...

WEDDINGS


--Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wed...

19 ways to confuse Santa Claus


1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a s...

"Hey! Your fly is open!"


How to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped... -...

Fly a kite


A father and his son were in the backyard tryi...

The problem with Santa!


1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT t...

The Garage Door Is Open


Noticing that her boss's fly was open, the emb...

The Jewish Samurai


Way back in the time of the samurai, there was...

Stupid camps


1. Quiditch camp (no children cannot fly)


2....

The Miniskirt


One day, a blonde decided to wear her new mini...

Penguins


A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal A...

The Pirate and the Steering Wheel


A pirate walked into a bar with a steering whe...

No known species


1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT t...

Aerial Photos


A photographer for a national magazine was ass...

Blonde Flight School


A blonde went to a flight school, insisting sh...

If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant


(G)uest: Waiter!


(W)aider: Hello, my name i...

The Top 14 Tips Donald Trump Has for His New Apprentice


14> "Trust me. Even if you look like a bloa...

Forgive me I have sinned...


A man goes to the confessional and begins "For...

Little Johnny Answers the Question


Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The far...

Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like ...


Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider,...

Life or Death?


One day there was a man who was walking throug...

English is Weird


There's no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburge...

Fly Buzzing


Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blo...