Insurance Form Statements


Insurance Form Statements...


Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.


The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.


I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.


I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.


A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.


The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.


I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.


In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.


I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.


I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.


I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.


As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.


To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.


My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.


An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.


I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.


I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.


The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.


I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.


The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.


The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

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