The 2 Hunters

There are two moose hunters who hop
on a float-plane and fly to their


destination. When the plane arrives at the


lake, the pilot says: "In three days, I'll


meet you two guys back here with one


moose." The plane flew away and the


men set up camp.


The first day they shot nothing. The


second, one man shot a moose and on


the third day, the second man shot


another moose. The plane came to pick


them up, and the pilot said: "What are you


doing, I told you to be here with only one


moose, not two." The hunters told the


pilot that last year, the pilot let them take


two mooses (mice?). The pilot wanted to


stay competitive with the other pilots and


made an exception this time to let the


hunters take two mooses. With the extra


weight, the plane barely got off the lake,


then hit a tree and crashed. One hunter


crawled over to his buddy to see if he was


hurt. He shook him, then he woke up and


said, dazed: "Where are we?" The first


man answered: "About 100 feet from


where we crashed last year."