Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a b...
Fly Jokes
two flies, eating dinner
So two flies are eating a piece of shit.
The f...
So there's a fly...
and a gnat lands on its back.
The fly says, "i...
The Mother of All Genie Jokes
A truck driver decided to take a vacation to Ca...
A man walks into a restaurant..
And decides to start his meal off with soup. Th...
The greatest swordsman in the world.
There was a competition going on in Spain to se...
Engineer, Physicist and Mathematician
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician a...
a man has just lost his job and is driving...
... along a canyon road. he continues aimlessly...
Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?
Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Tick...
25.
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm K...
25.
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm K...
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly icy winter.
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Flor...
Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?
Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the win...
A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever while making her point when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A customer service award should go to the Unite...
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Two robins were sitting in a tree.
Two robins were sitting in a tree. I'm really h...
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
Two robins were sitting in a tree. I'm really h...
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Ai...
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It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...
Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?
Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the win...
Two bees met in a field.
Two bees met in a field. One said to the other,...
Bubba Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone there is to know.
Bubba Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, Y...
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.
The boss walked into the office one morning not...
As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him.
As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is s...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her hus...