Two robins were sitting in a tree. I'm really hungry, said the first one. Let's fly down and find some lunch. They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more. I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree, said the first one. Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun, said the second. O K, said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat came up and gobbled them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought... I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS.
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