A truck driver decided to take a vacation to California. While there he went for a walk on the beach and tripped over something. After digging around a bit he pulled out a Lantern and said "screw it I'll rub it". After three rubs a Genie pops out and offers to grant him One Wish.
Immediately the truck driver responds "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid of water and scared to fly. I want you to build me a bridge from here to Hawaii.".
To which the Genie responds "Do you have any idea how expensive that will be or how long it will take? Surely there is something else you want!".
So the truck driver things for a few minutes and replies "Well I have always wanted to know what women think.". And the Genie replies "You want 4 or 6 lanes on that bridge?".
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