Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, sir, What's That On Your Shoulder? The Old Farmer Said, that's My Pet Rooster Chucky . Wherever I Go, Chucky Goes. I Am Sorry Sir, Said The Ticket Agent . we Can't Allow Animals In The Theater. The Old Farmer Went Around The Corner And Stuffed The Bird Down His Overalls . He Returned To The Booth, Bought A Ticket And Entered The Theater . He Sat Down Next To Two Old Widows Named Mildred And Marge. The Movie Started And The Rooster Began To Squirm . The Old Farmer Unbuttoned His Fly So Chucky Could Stick His Head Out And Watch The Movie . Marge, Whispered Mildred . What? Said Marge I Think The Guy Next To Me Is A Pervert. What Makes You Think So? Asked Marge . He Undid His Pants And He Has His Thing Out, Whispered Mildred . Well, Don't Worry A Bout It, Said Marge. At Our Age We've Seen 'em All I Thought So Too, Said Mildred, But This One's Eatin My Popcorn!