Obama travels to England to visit the Queen....
As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, P...
Fly Jokes
what kind of biscuit can fly?
a PLANE biscuit
Did we ever figure out how...
Suga Suga got so fly?
Datsun cogs
There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He ...
One wish
A man is walking down the street when he stumbl...
Everybody loves metaphors and similies, right? Here you go
1. Cold as ice
2. Fresh as a daisy
3. The hai...
The Answer Is Four (Teacher Joke)
Little Johnny was in class doing math problems ...
don't overthink it
a retired fly walks into a bar... badum tss
an...
[Best joke I've heard recently] A man walks into a doctors office,...
...unzips his fly and places his considerable m...
What do you call a fly when it retires?
A flew.
BUH DUM TSS!
No? Alright.. I'll see ...
(Grandpa joke) If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
I'll be here all night, people!
An Englishman, and Scotsman and an Irishman were having a pint...
and a fly lands in each of their drinks. The En...
Bubba and Friends
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You kn...
A teacher asks her class
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds...
Barack Obama was out jogging one day...
When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing...
A deer is walking by a house...
when it sees a crow fly into a window. The deer...
I wish I was invisible & could fly...
I'd then beat up a mime and see how much applau...
A joke about black aviation.
So my cousin is in aviation school. He decided ...
Why did the male spider spin a web?
So he could catch all the fly ladies.
Variation of the hot air balloon joke
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle wh...
Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York?
They wouldn't let him bring his carrion.
Sorry.
A millionaire,a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar.
When they get their beers, they notice a fly in...
The tale of Hobbin & Noggin
One day a farmer's mare birthed two foals. One ...
What's the best part about being African?
You never have to spend time in the bathroom!
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then you'd have to call them bagels.