You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other?

What's gray and...

A parking lot.

Waiter, there's a...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in...

Shit balls dark...

The Wind whistled by. "I'll make you fly" it sang in a feminine voice. "And...

25 childrens books

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Warning: Ignore...

On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in...

Actual Label...

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through...

Survival Guide...

Escapee definition: a fart that slips out while peeing or forcing poop in a...

If Donald Trump...

to a hummingbird. Because hummingbird is the only species of bird that can...

Fly fillet

How do you filet a fly? You unzip it and pull out the bone!

Why do crows fly...

Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!