Trained dog
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck ...
Fly Jokes
Park ranger was driving down a fire trail...
Park ranger was driving down a fire trail and a...
Little Billy in Math class
Little Billy was in math class and the teacher ...
Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time?
'Cause I'm so fly
John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address
It was a House fly.
Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
why does a fly hang upside down ?
to take the weight of its feet.
Waiter Jokes.
Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Wait...
A Job Interview... "What is your biggest weakness? What is your biggest strength?"
In my job interview, the interviewer told me I ...
When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?
There's more geese on that side.
Why can ducks fly so well?
They're high on quack.
Why can't penguins fly?
They're too short to reach the controls of the ...
Two bagels are out flying.
All of the sudden one of them plummets to the g...
Confucius say.......
........woman who fly in plane upside down, cra...
Anxious to impress
Ian was very anxious to impress his girlfriend'...
Why did the fly eat all of the butter?
He wanted to become a butterfly!
Topical Jokes for 1/12
The White House said that not sending a senior ...
Why do vultures find it easy to fly?
They only ever have carrion baggage.
A fly just blew up in my room
I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs
A drunk stumbles up to a police officer...
A drunk stumbles up to a police officer and say...
So I was feeling really depressed due to the attack in Paris...
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans. When I said I...
A man walks into a bar....
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. This ...
I just can't understand women
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting t...
If a woman has to choose...
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly...