...and the bartender immediately notices a small ship's steering wheel sticking out of the pirate's fly. The bartender finds it strange, but he has seen some pretty weird stuff in his day, so he lets it slide and pours the pirate a shot of rum.
After the pirate had been there an hour or so, the bartender's curiosity got the better of him and he takes the pirate aside.
"Hey, man...you DO realize you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your zipper, right?"
The pirate sighed. "Arrrrrrrr, I know. It's drivin' me nuts."
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